Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rant. Show all posts

Friday, 1 October 2010

I don't Hate Chelsea, I just Mighty Hate them

Why???

 - ain't got no history club
- they played anti-football that is ruining the game (JANJI MENANG STYLE!)
- just because you score more goals than others, doesn't mean u play a beautiful football
- to win a title, you need a person who owns an oil rig to become the chairman! (soon it will be man.city)
- "....and where money can buy everything" 
- short-termist (squad for today but not for 'tomorrow')
- chelsea = a contingent of 30-somethings players, no future for youth development. keep this thing up, good for us!
- Hall of Tears! - do you remember John 'the criedbaby' Terry? (best moment)
- Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an onion?
  A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!
- FRAGILE MATERIAL!ONCE BROKEN CONSIDER SOLD - didier 'dive-then-moan' drogba, a player who look like a well gifted footballer, flying around while attacking, but not inside the penalty box area, (penalty diver).
- people claiming to be life long chelsea fans when I swear I've seen them wearing a manutd/liverpool circa 2002 and before. why? here are the fact :-
   Season  Position - Points
1992-93 11th - 56 pts
1993-94 14th - 51 pts
1994-95 11th - 54 pts
1995-96 11th - 50 pts
1996-97 6th - 59 pts
1997-98 4th - 63 pts
1998-99 3rd - 75 pts
1999-00 5th - 65 pts
2000-01 6th - 61 pts
2001-02 6th - 64 pts
2002-03 4th - 67 pts
** HERE COMES THE TURNING POINT MONEY INJECTION **
2003-04 2nd - 79 pts
2004-05 1st - 95 pts
2005-06 1st - 91 pts
2006-07 2nd - 83 pts
2007-08 2nd - 85 pts
2008-09 3rd - 83 pts
2009-10 1st - 86 pts

- 'sweet' question for chelsea fans to sum up everything, 'Where were all the fans before the arriving of Russian Roullette'?
- which one u prefer, chels**t or chels**k?
- i hate chelsea because of....urmm...no rationale was needed anymore, it was self-evident
- to all the butthurt aka chelsea fan, sorry for any inconvenience caused ;)

p/s - just because we never went to the real EPL games, doesn't mean we are not a true fans, we just
far away.
- u can't blame on us why we so much passion on EPL games every weekend, u should blame the goverment and the media for bring up this around.

written by ~zal wau lam fa wau~

Friday, 20 August 2010

Do I Look Like I Care...?

well guess what, this gonna be my 1st rant. some might ask 'who want to read ur meaningless-wasted-straight to the bin blog?' for those who said that, DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE???if u hate it, just go and f**k urself. i dont need ur sympathy to read it. but wait, if u said my blog such a pathetic or what ever similar to that, means u had read my blog. muahahaha..GOTCHA..!

some might ask 'why u need to have a blog? is it not enough with facebook?' frankly speak, me n my tremendous gf ( sila bangga wahai cik eylin) just wanna write what ever we wanna write, 'memanjangkan apa yg bermain di benak fikiran' coz in facebook, those thing quite limited. example like 'what's on your mind' box, its a box for us to write some status to tell others friend, not to tell your whole life story. but some minority commonly misused that box by writing a long word and frequently update it every 5 minutes, most of it about expressing feeling on love, violent, enemy, cat fight (girl attacking other girl) etc. for me those behavior are totally annoying. hey, i hate to see my news feed full of crap story, its really disturbing me.

nowadays its like a taboo to writing a diary (lagu diari seorang lelaki - pretty ugly adalah exceptional, pasal itu adalah lagu). so by making a blog and use it as a diary, means 'ternyata anda menggunakan kemudahan yg sedia ada di zaman moden ini'. so i call it BLOG cum DIARY. i believe someday in the future, we gonna smile while we read back the content of our blog :D

some might ask 'who gonna read ur blog?'. they might be 3 group. 1st group, im expecting some of our FRIEND gonna read it if they concern on us. hey pal,if u read this, THANX YA..! 2nd group, our stalker, yes the STALKER. im sure all of us has our own stalker especially from facebook (lagi2 pasal facebook). i dont care is it a good stalker (friend) or a bad one (enemy). and for the 3rd group, they are the ACCIDENTALLY READERS, maybe from the free search engine Google, Yahoo etc.

last shout, sorry for my bad english writing.(at least i try laa...)

nukilan,
mr. Z (bukan nama glamour)