I don't Hate Chelsea, I just Mighty Hate them

Why???

 - ain't got no history club
- they played anti-football that is ruining the game (JANJI MENANG STYLE!)

- just because you score more goals than others, doesn't mean u play a beautiful football

- to win a title, you need a person who owns an oil rig to become the chairman! (soon it will be man.city)

- "....and where money can buy everything" 

- short-termist (squad for today but not for 'tomorrow')

- chelsea = a contingent of 30-somethings players, no future for youth development. keep this thing up, good for us!

- Hall of Tears! - do you remember John 'the criedbaby' Terry? (best moment)

- Q: What's the difference between a Chelsea supporter and an onion?

  A: No one cries when you chop up a Chelsea fan!

- FRAGILE MATERIAL!ONCE BROKEN CONSIDER SOLD - didier 'dive-then-moan' drogba, a player who look like a well gifted footballer, flying around while attacking, but not inside the penalty box area, (penalty diver).

- people claiming to be life long chelsea fans when I swear I've seen them wearing a manutd/liverpool circa 2002 and before. why? here are the fact :-

   Season  Position - Points

1992-93 11th - 56 pts

1993-94 14th - 51 pts

1994-95 11th - 54 pts

1995-96 11th - 50 pts

1996-97 6th - 59 pts

1997-98 4th - 63 pts

1998-99 3rd - 75 pts

1999-00 5th - 65 pts

2000-01 6th - 61 pts

2001-02 6th - 64 pts

2002-03 4th - 67 pts

** HERE COMES THE TURNING POINT MONEY INJECTION **

2003-04 2nd - 79 pts

2004-05 1st - 95 pts

2005-06 1st - 91 pts

2006-07 2nd - 83 pts

2007-08 2nd - 85 pts

2008-09 3rd - 83 pts

2009-10 1st - 86 pts

- 'sweet' question for chelsea fans to sum up everything, 'Where were all the fans before the arriving of Russian Roullette'?

- which one u prefer, chels**t or chels**k?

- i hate chelsea because of....urmm...no rationale was needed anymore, it was self-evident

- to all the butthurt aka chelsea fan, sorry for any inconvenience caused ;)

p/s - just because we never went to the real EPL games, doesn't mean we are not a true fans, we just

far away.

- u can't blame on us why we so much passion on EPL games every weekend, u should blame the goverment and the media for bring up this around.

written by ~zal wau lam fa wau~